Chicken jokes
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Why did the chicken cross the road? It doesn't matter, he's dead.
My cock, lmao.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."