Chicken jokes
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Memes
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Eggs
You crack me up!
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!