Chicken jokes
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
My cock, lmao.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.