Chicken

Chicken jokes

Vegetarian

I had to give up my vegetarian diet.

Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.

Side

On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?

On the outer side. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

KFC

Person 1: "I love KFC."

Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

Ground

What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ” Get WRAY'DDDDD!

Memes

Fried Chicken

Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken

Spongebob Squarepants with a rainbow behind him and the text NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.

Duck

Why wasnโ€™t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasnโ€™t chicken!

Chef

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

Pants

Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.

China

In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.

A gay chicken... hahaha.

Dad

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿช๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฌ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฐ

Food

Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.

Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."

Road

Why does a chicken cross the road?

To poop and pee in the potty!

Cave

Why did the chicken enter the cave?

Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.

Hairline

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.