Chicken jokes
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Memes
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Eggs
You crack me up!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."