Chicken jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.