Chicken jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Memes
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.