Chicken jokes
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Memes
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.