What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
A chicken is delicious.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
