Chicken

Chicken jokes

Road

Why would the chicken not cross the road?

Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)

Memes

Egg

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

Meal

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Food

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."

Cow

What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?

It's white and it's brown.

Plane

If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?

A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.

Beef

Why don't chickens and sheep get along?

Because they have beef between them.