the chicken is so fat
what do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken
[god creating the parrot] OK HOW ABOUT A TYEDYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bitch house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken
Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: because chickens are mindless creatures and does not know any better?
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
why did the chickin crosse the road? to get to the gay guys house nock nock whos ther chickin
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog? I don't know.. I'm from China.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
why did the emu cross the road because it was the chickens days of yeah i hate myself man .
what came first he chicken or the egg?
I dont know go google it.
Why was the chicken black and the were white,ADOPTION
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? - A: It just felt like it.
