Chicken Jokes

What is a difference between a cow and a chicken

Its white and its brown

why did the chicken cross the road. to go to Chick-fil-A

a chicken is dellisis

what dose the chicken say when he didn't understand something

"what hap-HENd"

why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)

why don't chicken and sheep get along? because they have beef between them

chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick

why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks

Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit

I like my humans like I like my chicken................Fully cooked

What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.

Why did the chickens cross the road??

To get to KFC

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know

Three sons left home, went out into the world and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.

'I built a big house for our mum,' said the first.

'I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur,' said the second.

And the third smiled and said, 'I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it.'

A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,

'The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house.'

To the second son she said, 'I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude.'

To the third son she wrote 'Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!'

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.

why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started

What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken Have in common? By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.