If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
knock knock whos there chicken chicken who? are you chicken me????!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
Three sons left home, went out into the world, and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.
"I built a big house for our mum," said the first.
"I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur," said the second.
And the third smiled and said, "I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it."
A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,
"The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house."
To the second son she said, "I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude."
To the third son she wrote "Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!"
