Chicken jokes
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."