Chicken jokes
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.