Chicken jokes
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.