What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
should i kill the main characters best friends in my book it an autobiography
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?
What does Michael jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket
You're hairline is push backed farther than G.T.A. 6
James Bond: vodka martini Bartender: shaken not sterd James Bond: do I look like I give a DAMN
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
u look like megamind drugdealer
Imagine this whole “dr strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him😂😂
Couldn’t Be Me😂😂
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls
*Enter password*
'ScoobyDoo'
"Password must contain special character"
'ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman'
