You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Goku solos.
Ichigo solos.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
