What is an orphans favorite movie?
“Spider-Man Homecoming”
I was reading a book one day, when I suddenly hear a sound. It was the grim reaper. I ignore it and continue reading my book. Suddenly I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies. I used to like fireworks. But I'm dead now. Fireworks like a charm, if you don't mind something a little ghostly. What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
I read the brothers grim books, then I see a black figure reaping about. I realized someone has died. But I don't do anything about it. I continue to read and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
You see this guy's sense bahh If it was a cartoon It would be an avatar Cause why??
Anytime he needs it most It vanishes😹💔
Cheesus hates me yeah I know cause he's a real douchelord fictional character
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer
im pickle rick from fortnite hahahahahaha
wut did the pickle do on the road it said im pickle rick
what do you call an emos face
elmo's son
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
Spider man no way home know why he’s a orphan now
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected smash character.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for miraculous ladybug childrens show whatever the show is called but its a kids show. Skull emoji. Now they’re searching up pictures of tom holland laughing in their absolute weirdness. I like Tom Holland but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on google docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him
