Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
Hodor.
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Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
