Character jokes
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok