Character

Character jokes

Day

    • Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

    Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

    Falco: Wat...

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    • President

    • A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

    And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

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    • Mickey Mouse

    • Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

    ...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

    To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

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    • Timmy

    • Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

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    • Race

    • Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

    Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

    East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

    Jew...Rey (Ray)

    Black...BB-8 (BBC)

    Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

    German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

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