Character jokes
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
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"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow