Character jokes
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
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"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION