Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Walter White.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Princess Peach is a BUM!
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
