Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Walter White.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.