Character jokes
Goku solos.
Ichigo solos.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?