Character jokes
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Goku solos.
Ichigo solos.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.