Mickey Mouse went to a Psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.” The Psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.” He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*
Boy 1: Sonic is a fictional character. Boy 2: Yeah, just like your dad.
Whats Gru's favourite Beyoncé lyric. Who run the world ... Gorls.
*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Hatsune miku is not from an anime
They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?
Spider man Far from home
i gave caillou bleach now he is paler then ever >:)
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!
What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
