Character jokes
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.