Character Jokes

My initials are K.M.C

Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.

Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

I’m writing an autobiography.

I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?

whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*

Q:What is Trump

A: an oversized oompa loompa

Boy 1: Sonic is a fictional character. Boy 2: Yeah, just like your dad.

Mickey Mouse went to a Psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.” The Psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.” He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”

Whats Gru's favourite Beyoncé lyric. Who run the world ... Gorls.

*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie

What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?

Spider man Far from home

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Hatsune miku is not from an anime

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. Credit to Sans (undertale)