Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
Character Jokes
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
