Character

Character jokes

Difference

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.

Hair

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

Friend

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

Lorax

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

Star Wars

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

Bin Laden

What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

Autobiography

My initials are K.M.C.

Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

I’m writing an autobiography.

Sandwich

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

Solo

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

Dwarf

I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."

Then which one are you?

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