Character jokes
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
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Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
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Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!