Character jokes
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.