sans undertale
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
