Character jokes
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Sans Undertale.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
The Stigg is a joke.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.