Character jokes
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Sans Undertale.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
The Stigg is a joke.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.