Character jokes
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
The Stigg is a joke.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Little Johnny is such a woos.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?