Character jokes
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Sans Undertale.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
The Stigg is a joke.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"