Character jokes
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Memes
i can relate
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Sans Undertale.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
The Stigg is a joke.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.