Character jokes
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Memes
i can relate
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Sans Undertale.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
The Stigg is a joke.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.