Character jokes

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?

Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?

A: Gaster.

I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)

What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?

Harry Potter.

Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"

What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?

Brockoli.

New horror movie idea.

The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.

Why did an orphan kill ET?

To phone home.

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.