I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
