im pickle rick from fortnite hahahahahaha
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected smash character.
Forrest Gump: Who’s your favorite Lodd of the Rings character? Lieutenant Dan: Legaless
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
I once auditioned to be in sausage party. I thought I filled the role well.
Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther? Batman returns
what do you get when you die in undertale and go to temmie vilage? detemmienation
What is Spiderman's favourite rice Uncle Ben
Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
Story’s like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
wut did the pickle do on the road it said im pickle rick
what do you call an emos face
elmo's son
Pokemon:What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!