Character jokes
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?