Character jokes

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?

Family Guy.

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?

Spider-Man: Far From Home.

I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!

Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?

Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?

A: Gaster.

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?

Harry Potter.

Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"

What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?

Brockoli.

New horror movie idea.

The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!