Character jokes

What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?

Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?

A: Gaster.

I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?

Harry Potter.

New horror movie idea.

The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.

What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?

Brockoli.

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

James Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

[God creating a jellyfish]

God: How about an evil bag?

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.