Character jokes

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?

Family Guy.

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?

Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?

A: Gaster.

Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)

What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?

Harry Potter.

New horror movie idea.

The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"

What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?

Brockoli.

Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.

His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.