Character jokes
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Myles Parfitt ;/
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Wahoo!
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.