Character jokes
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?
GASton.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!