Character jokes
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
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Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Quandale Dingle
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
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What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
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How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.