Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
