What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli
Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What does Michael jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket
sans undertale
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
what do you get when you die in undertale and go to temmie vilage? detemmienation
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
You're hairline is push backed farther than G.T.A. 6
James Bond: vodka martini Bartender: shaken not sterd James Bond: do I look like I give a DAMN
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
spongebob teeth upside down is the twin towers spongebob:9 letters squarepants:11 letters Sponebob did 9/11
