Character jokes
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.