Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
