What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
sans undertale
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
What does Michael jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket
You're hairline is push backed farther than G.T.A. 6
James Bond: vodka martini Bartender: shaken not sterd James Bond: do I look like I give a DAMN
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
spongebob teeth upside down is the twin towers spongebob:9 letters squarepants:11 letters Sponebob did 9/11
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe? Kilometers Morales
What is an orphans favorite video game? Who's your daddy
Who is m.j's cartoon character?
Muzon kibutsuji
Hehe
Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?
She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"
