Chance jokes

You know why they call me 007?

0 girls.

0 chances.

7 restraining orders.

Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?

They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!

Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.

Who's supposed to be the goat?

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

If at first you don't succeed,

Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.

Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.

If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.

Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍

After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

Better than Elanga?

Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"

What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?

She can't say no!

Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

My chance of finding love.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.