Challenge jokes
A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, "I have a deal, if I can hold my dick in the alligator's mouth for a minute without it biting, you owe me one drink." And so the bartender agreed.
The man, like he said, had his dick in the alligator's mouth for one minute without it biting, and the bartender gave him a drink. He made another deal, but for two minutes and for two drinks. Sure enough, he was able to do it and he drank his drinks. Then he did it for five minutes and five drinks. He did it and drank his drinks. Then he said to the amazed crowd, "Would anyone like to volunteer?" One man raised his hand. He walked up to the man with the alligator and said, "Just a warning, I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
heh
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.
*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.