
Challenge jokes
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Tell me a joke.
My life.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
