Challenge jokes

What's the hardest thing to do?

Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")

A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.

A man who drinks a lot is told by his wife that if he ever gets drunk again she will leave him.

Later, the man goes to a pub and drinks a lot and throws up all down his jacket. 'Oh no,' he says to his friend, 'if I go home like this again, my wife will leave me.' 'Don't worry,' his friend says. 'Put a £20 note in your jacket pocket. When your wife challenges you, produce the money and say another man threw up on you and gave you the £20 note for the dry cleaning.' 'Brilliant!' the man says and goes home. He walks through his front door and his wife sees him. She is furious. 'No no,' the man says, producing the money from his inside pocket. 'A man threw up on me and gave me £20 for the dry cleaning.' 'What's the other £20 note for?' asks his wife. 'Ah, that's from the man who shat in my pants.....'

What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?

Stand up.

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?

WALKING!

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

What's an Emo's least favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?

Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, "I have a deal, if I can hold my dick in the alligator's mouth for a minute without it biting, you owe me one drink." And so the bartender agreed.

The man, like he said, had his dick in the alligator's mouth for one minute without it biting, and the bartender gave him a drink. He made another deal, but for two minutes and for two drinks. Sure enough, he was able to do it and he drank his drinks. Then he did it for five minutes and five drinks. He did it and drank his drinks. Then he said to the amazed crowd, "Would anyone like to volunteer?" One man raised his hand. He walked up to the man with the alligator and said, "Just a warning, I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."