I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
You know, being a bitch is hard...but i found the person who's up for the challenge...You
if Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and i had 10 to start what do I have?
Answer -a math problem insta =carlosalvarezz
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.
What is jimmy saviles favourite roblox game?
undress to impress
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but yall couldnt mandle it
my friend playing truth or dare me:dare my friends:i dare u to go home
Whatโs the hardest part about being friends with a turtle??
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
I dare you to smile like a donut did you do it?
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
People: the titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: challenge accepted.
me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...
Life is a bitch and people make it worse This Thing that I'm in ("am") is a Forsaken curse (beta)
I just beat the hollow knight and found it takes 26hr to beat it but it took me 69hr to beat it
Pov you make an emo Mr beast
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.