How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
what's an Emos least favorite game? fruit ninjs
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, "I have a deal, if I can hold my dick in the alligator's mouth for a minute without it biting, you owe me one drink." And so the bartender agreed.
The man, like he said, had his dick in the alligator's mouth for one minute without it biting, and the bartender gave him a drink. He made another deal, but for two minutes and for two drinks. Sure enough, he was able to do it and he drank his drinks. Then he did it for five minutes and five drinks. He did it and drank his drinks. Then he said to the amazed crowd, "Would anyone like to volunteer?" One man raised his hand. He walked up to the man with the alligator and said, "Just a warning, I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
