Challenge jokes
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills, so he asks the bartender if it's a jar of tips. The bartender says no, it's for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, "Well, if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month." So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog. When all is silent, the man walks in and asks, "So where is the fat lady with the tooth?"
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
A man who drinks a lot is told by his wife that if he ever gets drunk again she will leave him.
Later, the man goes to a pub and drinks a lot and throws up all down his jacket. 'Oh no,' he says to his friend, 'if I go home like this again, my wife will leave me.' 'Don't worry,' his friend says. 'Put a £20 note in your jacket pocket. When your wife challenges you, produce the money and say another man threw up on you and gave you the £20 note for the dry cleaning.' 'Brilliant!' the man says and goes home. He walks through his front door and his wife sees him. She is furious. 'No no,' the man says, producing the money from his inside pocket. 'A man threw up on me and gave me £20 for the dry cleaning.' 'What's the other £20 note for?' asks his wife. 'Ah, that's from the man who shat in my pants.....'
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, "I have a deal, if I can hold my dick in the alligator's mouth for a minute without it biting, you owe me one drink." And so the bartender agreed.
The man, like he said, had his dick in the alligator's mouth for one minute without it biting, and the bartender gave him a drink. He made another deal, but for two minutes and for two drinks. Sure enough, he was able to do it and he drank his drinks. Then he did it for five minutes and five drinks. He did it and drank his drinks. Then he said to the amazed crowd, "Would anyone like to volunteer?" One man raised his hand. He walked up to the man with the alligator and said, "Just a warning, I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."