Challenge jokes
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"