I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
what's an Emos least favorite game? fruit ninjs
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy”
And then you die inside
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft? “ A sped runner”.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? Then won't you slap my face, because I'm bad.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
You know, being a bitch is hard...but i found the person who's up for the challenge...You
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
if Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and i had 10 to start what do I have?
Answer -a math problem insta =carlosalvarezz
a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
I dare you to smile like a donut did you do it?
People: the titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: challenge accepted.
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but yall couldnt mandle it
my friend playing truth or dare me:dare my friends:i dare u to go home
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle??
Getting them to come out of their shell.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldn’t destroy it God: Ok bet where’s my icebergs?
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
