Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive? Cancer
What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
If life gives you melons, you're proababli dyslexic
Cancer is like a video game
Some people can not beat it
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
a girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word oppisite word of BYE.then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just viben, he was telling ever guy that walked by if his dick was bigger then theirs they have to give him 50 bucks long story short I walked away with 100 bucks that day
my girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. fair enough. i gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.
What you call suicide, I call failed speedrun attempt
why was my mate in mission impossible because he couldn't find his dad
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your sibblings. (Put the knives away >:)
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play a game.
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics? WALKING!
run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun
