Challenge Jokes

Dream: Speedruns Minecraft

Technoblade: Speedruns Life

At every funeral it's a try-not-to-say-big-mood-challenge for me

I used to have a fear of hurdles

But I got over it

3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"

How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?

Turn on the gaschamber.

Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe

My doctor said "you have 1year to live"

I said " you wanna bet"

Bam a gun shot

Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.

What game hurts you the more stages you survive? Cancer

I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight, all I had to do is say stand up

What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets

Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male, is better than the smallest act of kindness

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black.

If life gives you melons, you're proababli dyslexic

Cancer is like a video game

Some people can not beat it

The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.

The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:

"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)