Chair Jokes

Whats black and sitting in a chair. Steven hawking after a house fire

Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down

how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheel chair, she'll come crawling back.

Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy

Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.

Why can’t emos stand in chairs Because they never get down

Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. .... she likes to rock And roll lol

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You Saturn a chair with Uranus.

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir"

a conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor's stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn't die and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor"