Chair jokes
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Yes.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!