What did niki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you.
IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
Why did the people think Stephen hawking was disrespectful? Cause he didn’t stand up for the national anthem
Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on
POV: your sitting here waiting for a good joke, i wait unfulfilled
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice-cream in one sitting? To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Your hairline’s so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom? sex worker
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."
tyler m is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
so i was sitting on the couch with a woman,and i asked her,does this napkin smell like chloroform?
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: 'You might want to sit down for this.'
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by, I checked my watch and said, "My how time is FLYING by."
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"... But she did.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
