Chair jokes
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
Yes.
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.