Chair Jokes

one time i ate a chair.

what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom

You Saturn a chair with Uranus.

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir"

you know what i said to the chair, sit but it didnt move hahaha

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"

My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back

How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away it's chair

why didn't the chair cross the road? because it was a chair.

What is the chair's favorise person? A sit-izens.

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"