Chair jokes
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and the counter.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.
Helen Keller walked into a bar.
Then a table.
Then a chair.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.