Chair jokes
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla