how do i get out of the toilet seat help me please im very stuck
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?
A:) Tesla
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How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
I was beefin wit a dude and a wheel chair so I took his wheel chair and threw it across the street and told him walk it off u will be fine
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
A blind man walk into a bar.............and a table..............and a chair.............and the counter
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
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A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.
Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
John say a Gay in a wheel chair
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable"
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
What games would deaf people not be good at...
Simon says and Musical chairs
A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheel chair
How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"
