Chair jokes
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”