When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
What did the cow say to the leather chair? “Hi Mom!”
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You COMPLETE me”
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop CRACKING UP
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
How can one make Death Row a little more fun? Musical electric chairs.
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
Yo mamma so fat when she tried to sit down the chair ran away
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Me: can I have your chair 💺 You: Why Me : for charity
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
*Me walk into the nail salon* Hi I'm here for my 3:45 appointment *nail tech* ok sweety come and sit down *Me sits down in the chair* *nail tech* you want long nail short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. ok. *gives me short nail* bro I asked for long nail. But you said bf but u look lesbian* walks out without paying* *nail tech gives money to a customer* there u win. *customer* I told u she would
Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
there was a kid in a wheel chair i put him on fire called him hotwheels
What do u call a autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheel chair hot wheels
