Decor jokes
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.