I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
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Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *
How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
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Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
I usually hang up halloween decorations,
but this year imma be the decoration.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
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FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
