Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
To start off this Christmas season imma make a list of what I want, then Ima make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations ima start with the first ornament and hang myself
Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
On Christmas Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap. Joking I know they work hard, they run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
