Chair jokes
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Yes.
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.