Chair jokes
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Yes.
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.