how do you end arguement with an emo, kick the chair
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
When the kid in the wheel chair scares you.... You wheelie scared me.
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If you can't stand the heat, sit!
when''s the best day to get the chair? FRY-day.
Q:Get up for a chair joke. A:Oh never mind you can sit down
yes.
one day i sit in the lounge on a chair
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
*Me walk into the nail salon* Hi I'm here for my 3:45 appointment *nail tech* ok sweety come and sit down *Me sits down in the chair* *nail tech* you want long nail short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. ok. *gives me short nail* bro I asked for long nail. But you said bf but u look lesbian* walks out without paying* *nail tech gives money to a customer* there u win. *customer* I told u she would
I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
How would Steven Hawkins mom punish him as a kid
Power off his chair.
A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other freind about what they must cherish. One says he cherishes his family the other cherishes his parents and a man comes in points at the chair’s and says “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.
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