How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Yes.
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
