Chair jokes

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.

What do you call a chair?

I don't know. What?

Oh, hi, Chairity!

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.

Q: Get up for a chair joke!

A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.

Yes.

One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.

I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.

*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.

*Me sits down in the chair*

*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.

*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.

*walks out without paying*

*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.

*customer:* I told u she would.

I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.