Chair jokes
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
When you go to the community pool
How do you fit three flags on a bar stool?
Flip it over!
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other friend about what they must cherish.
One says he cherishes his family, the other cherishes his parents, and a man comes in, points at the chair and says, “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."