Cell jokes

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.

What do you call a nut in jail?

A busted nut.

What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?

You can hear a hormone.

My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.

I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.

She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.

Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!

What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!

What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation? A period. Why? Because it marks the end of a sentence.