Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
Today my biology teacher asked meh what's commonly found in a cell .................. And apparently black people isn't the right answer
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split.
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What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection."
A man walks into a bar, the corrections officer says "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
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How is blessed with a 9 inch dick That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
What did the cell phone say to his wife? i will give you a ring
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girlfriend: you remind me of a cell phone
girlfriend's ex: why?
Girlfriend: because your about to die
What did the cell say when it was dividing? "It's not you, it's me."
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis !!! (my-toe-sis)
What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
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How does in-mates keep in touch? They have cell phone.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
Bale me out!
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