What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Warning! Cringe Alert! What happens when you leave your phone at jail? It becomes a cell-phone.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner.
Lester Piggotts cell mate.
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
What’s the only type of Batteries that they use in prisons? Durracell
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww Mitosis!
A drunk guy runs into a bar... he bangs his head and falls down, why? Because he is in a prison cell.
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What do you call a Dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?A Small Medium at Large
What do Cells always have on them?
A Cell Phone!
what does the cell ride to work? A vesicle
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I just got a text on my cell bone be right back ;)
the moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
