Incel and Jail Cell Inquiry

I went in a cell for tax fraud

I got in trouble with cops once

Whyyy

It's a long story

Tax fraud?

I've been detained before

A kid was stabbed at my school and I was near the incident and they thought I was the guy who stabbed him

I've been detained before ( was my fault)

wtf

Damn

What did you do

I’m pretty sure my buddy Tyler does drugs

Oh damn...

and its a private school?

I got transferred to private this year

I mean, my parents made me go to private this year

Hiii !

ah

u where right.

hi may/angel/harley/whatever

We've been over this

Pretty sure he does, gotta ask

hello!

hi may

Tax evasion

um

u where right though

ik

Naw I don't do drugs

they only had info Abt cases nd why thee cases like yk happend but they had nothing on law

how did the "court" go yesterday

I lost

I read pm it was am

whoops

I would've won if I read correctly

yurrr]

ah

bru....

u guys wanna do another one today

I'd have to late

Do what?

a case

fake court

On here?

mhm

yeah

I've been forgotttennN!!!!

nuh uh

its fun and and silly, so why not

IM JS SO LONLAYY!!!!!!!

go fuck dani

u got dani, i got nobody

L

+ratio

_skill issue

L

_ true

no flexxing tho

I got sum1

I always doooooooo

u used to not have someone

for how many days?

not even a day...

? wdym

I went we over , then bam

hah

?

well the longest I was single is when I was a lot younger

but besides that

when iw as watintg

for the most perfect person ever

ive been single for 15 1/2 years. yay

whom I so happen to now have'

RIP

L

grr

I started dating when I was like 9

when u were 9?????????????? wtf????????????

Wow, this kicked off quick. I went away for like 10 min thinking I come back and check, and wow.

I wasn't raised right

The fuck

🤤🍆💦

A month for me lmao

I gtg

bybeybe

COUGH COUGH ***

alr. cya

LITEARLY COUGHIN

nuh uh

i hate women and people with autism

and adhd

and peopl who are gaty

gay

wow.

and

u hate me?

yeah

im gonna rape all of you

u tahseIZLKNF:oPK[O

P

WLKEJHSGREHIOS'P

cuz I got adhd?

LREIZDLSKFL.,/KW'ZASOGPAWERL'REOE'RGLOER'T;Y?'H[OT

NLOT[

'TLN

G'O

ON

FON

u rally hate me bro?

so u kinda hate urself?

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pleasepleaseplease

please

pleaseee

pealse

!!!!

HUH

pealselpealpl

please

ALERT

please

....

depends

are you actually harley quinn

no..

nah she ain'

t

she a short person

are you harley quinn from arkham city?

lmao

KYS ETHAN

nah

5'1 goof

No I'm not Harley quinn

ahh

barely 5ft

Tf

KILL YOUR SELF

lets round down frfr

arkham city harley is so fucking hot omg

5'ft

Imagine being 5'1

I'm leavieng

ethan sub to my yt

get on my height

ikr

But I'm so short so

cya

I can't be talking

give link

BYEE >:D

ill send u the link to the vid of me shooting a black trans person

🖕

🖕

:)

lmao

lol

youtube.com/shorts/6oOSJlnlmxk?si=skzYsczXV6MNC6fP

cash in

cash out

dick in

dick out

*tic tac

cash out like me frfr

huh

huh

bro

hu7h

no you’re a dirty mexican smh

go now a lawn

what you want

mow

Edgar fr

ETHAN SUBSCRIBE

NAH

I need channel link DUMBFUCK not video

click his profile

Yeah u lot need to get laid. By the mom of who comments after me

ITS LOCKED

@blessedbrian

*BLOCKED

Who tf are you

there is no @\

why tf do people do that

...

Yeah ur mom gonna be busy tonite.

ayoooo

nah

Pow

frfr

GRAH GRAH

with me

i’m bending your madres over

and fucking them

i got wje rules now!

3 mod collab

?

Who wants filthy momma action?

ice taco seasoning

sthu blessed brian before i leget bang ur dad

i already have dibs on both his parents

back off

before i revoke your greencard

FINE bruh

i get him then.

damn imagine having a greencard

back

shit I have one nvm

My dad caught the clap from ur mom.

hi nate

nah , i clapped him , only thing ur dad recived was a restraining order and a bullet wound

💀

hi cosmo

From ur 1 inch bullet I bet

ur funni but that is false lmao

bet ur under 1 inch , w yo yappin bout it lmao

wtf is going on

nun cosmo :)

Ask ur mom about my 1 inch after she finished with all these guys and amy too

nah amy can push off.

only 1 inch you got would be from a dildo stupid nigerian

thats wild

fr

nah bruh

Ur mom like nigerian cock too?

nah , dumbass , ur mom probably does including you lil bro

wtf

why, brian

like seriously

Its all fun he made first comment above when I said u guys need to get laid

I like boobies

jk

Hey what’s goin on here

(I wasn't jking)

stuff

who tf would joke ?

Incest a game the whole family can play

?

.

crazy

dude tf did I walk into

no quiero hacer mi tareaaa

yo quiero ir a mi casaaaa

estoy en la clase de español ahora

Stick around you can walk into im with stupids moms pussy

Hehehehaw

I'm so confused

Are you the troll from my school

Será mejor que no suspendas español o pelearé contigo.

eres tonto o que?

🤫🧏

yeah , no you dumbfuck , that will be ur parent.

hables español? o google translate lol

um

🤫🧏

no, i am

amy.

that milf pussy is mine

hop off.

go for madi.

no

nuh uh

yes.

sfsfgszvsgsbshssbshsgsg

madi don’t love me back 😒

or u finna get that grah grah BOOM

hi my namjehddisjsjsusjnsbxhxhxj

ice taco seasoning

bro shut up

My dad got knob rot off ur dad

cajate por favor

bitch boy

bro wth...

I can speak Spanish I I'm just on my phone so I have more space to type with that thing over the letter

no me importa que tu dices

I forgot what its called

bro is yappin w himself lmao

lmao

bro you literally never shut up

bro is yappin w himself lmao

ur so fucking ng annoying

krissy bro is yappin w himself lmao

Two people on one acc

cool im just bored so i switched languages...my spanish isn that good lmao

sorry Ethan I 4gor I couldn't say that

hn there aren't 2 people on the acc

que diciste?

bro will you shut up

Then why u yapping with urself

cuz he never shuts up

the only reason my Spanish is decent is bc my mom would speak to me in Spanish at home and I had to learn English at school

says you fuckhead

small ass dick

but you'll get better

1 inch cock

.

literally nobody on this site likes you

That wat his uncle calls him

BRO WHY U YAPPIN W URSELF LMAO

Bigger than ags

delete your account you fag

yea my grandma spoke spanish but chose to speak broken english instead so thats all i had to go off of

Bro it’s your same acc

thx

you should be banned

AIDEN

I fucking hate you

U IDIOT

shut up you slut

Go fuck yourself

STOP UR USING SAME ACC DUMBFUCK

Aiden got his cock stuck in the family dog

That’s wht u look like

GES SO FUCKING ANNOYING THOUGH

SAYS YOU

This is like two anons arguing

Aiden rapes kittens

wooooahh there buddy

U rape naked mole rats

helll nah i just looked back at my sscreeen wtffff

Crazy

I fucking hate you kris

kya

kys

WHO ARE U

kris

I'm committed to the bit my g

Naked mole rats rape u

Then why u yappin with urself

one sec I might go afk soon

born to say "whats going on everypony" forced to say "wsg gang"

he really annoying

Bro you said it’s a bit

Aiden off to suck old man dick

I said I'm committing to it

shut up you aren't funny

afk rq

Kewl

Dieded

Aiden makes his own ass bleed

He said he once had anal sex with a shampoo bottle

crazy

D

E

D

ded chat

Yurrrr

yurrrr

purrrr girlyyy

slay pussy pop queen

sorry I'm cleaning my room

at least ur being productive lmao

What the fuxk

I'm only being productive bc my mom is gonna take my phone if its not clean by tmr

u r NOT being a girls girl rn

Is arson gau

Y

that checks out

yeah

back chat

no I’m being a sigma male

im just a girl

Cool beans

so coquette

Awesome sauce

thats me

bro I cant find any songs to clean too

More like ligma male

im a sigma on top man

emo music rn.

Sigma male is in all of us

I already had my emo phase

looking back I'm just like why

I didn't have sex wit it

Green Day livin on the 20s

ur so vaild for tht

I just shaved it up my ass

I also have a dumbass essay to write

I was in the bathtub when I did it

its due friday

ewww i hate essayysss

Put it up ur as

they make me wanna kmss

lmao

its on a toilet paper crist

There a sigma male in ur mom

real i was the dresser

There are 30 lost anal beads inside ur body right now

Wsg arson

heyy

bro I think I have testicular cancer

Damn how come

Thank ur dad for putting them in me

U need testicles first

on my left nut

it feels like it shed a layer of skin

Nah bro prostate tested himself with a shampoo bottle

Ok tmi bro

and it's still in there

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev_l8I1HE0s

you asked

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev_l8I1HE0s

HURRY

SHORT TIME

ehtnw did you sub to my yt

I CANT DUMFUCK

I NEED UR ACC LINK

NOT VID

lol

wtf

YOU CAN DIND NY ACC THROUGH THE VID

W

iTS FUCKING RESTRICTED DUMBFUCK

OMFG

IDIOT

Kris is that ur accc

youtube.com/@ubisoftaddict?si=pI8OpZV2LUu9RsQj

On yt

there

Ur mom got more chance of testicle cancer than u

I am very sexy.

NO WAY 15 SUBSCRIBERS

there

done

Leave.

Ur priest thinks so. And ur uncle

also nice joke.

w yo fatass lookin ahh , dp small ahh

Why should I leave?

goofy wacadoodle lookin ahh , 500 pound at 15 ahh goofy fat freak ahh

16 now

tsk nvm go ashead i'll js bs on u.

eyy im back

good for u guys right

Ur uncle wants to fist ur ass

ong

huh

ARSONNNN

Goofy ahh 2 inch dik

OPALLLLLLLLLLl

how r u

HIIIHii

hiii

hru

cmhere u cutie patootie lemme kith u

mwua

tired

Esex?????

idk what this means but yes

Nahh💀

nah wait what it means

dont set me up like this

bro is smaller than me? skill issues? aid? boxed? run dem 1's? Esex? furry ag? couldn't be me? im running from the heat! while he is in the streets? i'll be cooking sum beef? while ag eating my meat?

Wsg

BRO WHAT IS ESEX

its

like

online sex

dumbfuck

oh damn

ewww

tffff

Ag eating my meat

i js roasted ag lmao

I TAKE THIS BACK I WAS A NAIVE FOOL

wish i was u 😭

Fr

no u donttt girl that was the last of my innocence

innocence snatched

like a weave

bro is smaller than me? skill issues? aid? boxed? run dem 1's? Esex? furry ag? couldn't be me? im running from the heat! while he is in the streets? i'll be cooking sum beef? while ag eating my meat? while he is beating to his grandma's feet😭 ? actually crazy? feet? bro waiting for his moms creditcard works on of to beat his meat to plastic>? wanna be fantastic?

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