your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by will smith
whats the one thing that you dont have but celebrities do?
Lots of FANS
Orphan finds genie
Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich
Genie: of course
Orphan:my second wish is to be famous
Genie:done
Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can't bring people back from the dead
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
If dustys dad from home daddy 2 was in nasa How come he is not famous
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
Some say under his helmet, is another smaller helmet and under that is another helmet and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue? Sticky Minaj
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK LOL AJAJAJAAJAJSHXDH XDDDDDDD
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? she didn't want to give him kids
Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
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will smiths slap was like 9/11. it came in unexpectedly and will go down in history
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles? Hey, man.
What did they find in Paul walkers glovebox? His head and shoulders.
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
Hey did you know Paul walker's gay Why do you say that Because he likes to wrap himself around long old wood
