Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Pedophile

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

Bed

How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.

Memes

Rubber

What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Race Car

Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.

Lamp

What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

A Jacko Lantern!

Hit

What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?

14 number 1 hits.

Nose

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalogue. 😁

Ring

How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?

She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.

Bedtime

What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Bill Cosby

What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?

Aliens vs. Predator

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  • Suicide

    So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

    One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

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  • Band

    What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

    Forehead

    Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.

    People

    What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

    They don’t cook because they love eating out.