Celebrity jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁