I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
