Celebrity jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.