Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Bed

How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.

Rubber

What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.

Race Car

Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.

Lamp

What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

A Jacko Lantern!

Hit

What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?

14 number 1 hits.

Nose

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalogue. 😁

Ring

How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?

She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.

Bedtime

What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Bill Cosby

What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?

Aliens vs. Predator

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  • Suicide

    So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

    One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

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  • Band

    What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

    Forehead

    Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.

    People

    What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

    They don’t cook because they love eating out.

    Lie

    What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

    They both lie over little boys 😂

    Ranch

    Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?

    Because it was over 10 years old.