Celebrity jokes
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!