Celebrity jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.