Celebrity jokes

What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.

Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!

Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!

Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.

Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.

Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: Good night!

Prince: Why?

Gwen: Because...now good night!

Prince: We can work some things out?

Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!

To be continued

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.

Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.

So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."

Race car backwards is race car.

Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.