Celebrity jokes
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.
Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!