Celebrity jokes
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
I wank over Rose Watson.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.