Celebrity jokes
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
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Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.