Celebrity jokes

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.

Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Little boys turn them on.

Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.

Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.

Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: Good night!

Prince: Why?

Gwen: Because...now good night!

Prince: We can work some things out?

Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!

To be continued

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.

Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.

Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."

Race car backwards is race car.

Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

What kind of mask are you wearing?

An Elon Musk!

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.

Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.

What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?

Little Seizures.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron!

What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.

This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.