Celebrity jokes

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.

Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.

Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.

Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: Good night!

Prince: Why?

Gwen: Because...now good night!

Prince: We can work some things out?

Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!

To be continued

Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.

So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.

Race car backwards is race car.

Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.