Celebrity jokes
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.