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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

Jackass

Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.

Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.

Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: Good night!

Prince: Why?

Gwen: Because...now good night!

Prince: We can work some things out?

Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!

To be continued

House

I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...

Movie

Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."

Bed

So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.

Memes

Masturbation

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

Name

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

Stepfather

On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.

Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.

Death

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

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  • Impression

    My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:

    When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*

    Woman

    When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"

    Dream

    What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

    Hanson.

    Menu

    What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.