Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Masturbation

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

Name

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

Stepfather

On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.

Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.

Death

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

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  • Impression

    My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:

    When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*

    Woman

    When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"

    Dream

    What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

    Hanson.

    Menu

    What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.

    Boot

    What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?

    A: Garry Glitter's boots.