Celebrity

Celebrity Jokes

What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."

Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.

Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.

What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?

The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.