What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
