Celebrity jokes
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.