I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments
Me how do you you celebrate Christmas Orphan I don't know what you mean Me there is no one to give present
Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What does Michael jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket
i thought i saw jojo siwa.....no wait its ur hairline
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
