Celebrity jokes
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.