Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH!

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.