Celebrity jokes
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.