What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Celebrity Jokes
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
