Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?

A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.