Celebrity jokes
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.