What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
have you heard about the new movie with steven hawkings as the star? its called unplugged.
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
If dustys dad from home daddy 2 was in nasa How come he is not famous
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK LOL AJAJAJAAJAJSHXDH XDDDDDDD
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
katie Price's answer for everything is darkness. She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies
the apple repair store
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
Ariana Grande
