Celebrity jokes
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
My life #freemymanrkelly
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Logan Paul.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.