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I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."

So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.

An orphan finds a genie.

Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."

Genie: "Of course."

Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."

Genie: "Done."

Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"

Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out.

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

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