Celebrity jokes
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.