Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Celebrity Jokes
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
