Celebrity jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend. She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.