Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
if will smith could be in any movie he would be in find my hair line
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
