Celebrity jokes
What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?
Jeffrey Epstein.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, thatās not a halo, thatās a steering wheel."
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What has eight legs and doesnāt rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.