It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Celebrity Jokes
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.