Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.

It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)