Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
What did they find in Paul walkers glovebox? His head and shoulders.
what is the difference between juice wrld and a orphan A:one is loved by all
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple yeah John Fitzpatrick and Patrick fitzjohn
Your leg is straighter than James Charles
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan
He has family ties
what did the parent say to Michel Jackson get of my kid
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
Q what did people say when kim kardashian was at the beach
A STOP LITTERING
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
