Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.