Celebrity jokes
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
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What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."
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