What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
