Cause jokes
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Aiden and Gwen! Are Aiden and Gwen dating? 'Cause if they are, then oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kenya says: Yes, they are deep in love!
Tenya says: Yeah, but I think he would be good with Hoochie girl 101!
Gwen says: Guys stop! You really think that!
Tenya and Kenya say: Yes!
Kariah says: No! I belong with him. He is MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Mariah says: Girl, you need to grow up!
Tenya says: Yeah! When are you guys getting married?
Lariah says: YEAH!!!!!!
Iariah says: Yeah!!!!!!!
Gwen says: Next Sunday!
All girls say: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Sunday, they got married! YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!
Mariah says: Congrats!
Kenya says: Yeah!
Kariah says: Hi Aiden, super cute tux!
Lariah says: Wooohoooo!
Iariah says: Yeah! U won it!
Tenya: This is you guys' time to shine!!!!!!!!
And they lived happily ever after...in hell! The end!
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"