Cause

Cause jokes

There was a house with a three-story building.

The first one had Mexicans.

The second one had Africans.

The third one had white people.

An earthquake came.

But who did survive?

The white family because they were at work.

Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Kid 2: Why?

Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.

Why don’t orphans play poker?

'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.

Why do orphans hate hide n seek?

'Cause they can't find their parents.