Cause jokes
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.