Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Ashes to ashes, Priests prever boys, cause they dont have to shave their asses.
you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
Why cant orphans use a phone?
Cause they cant find the home button
why do migets laugh when they run cause the grass tickels there balls
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculate In a females mouth and he swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other swishing it together in each other's mouth and it forms a rainbow and a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on females face and then punching her in the nose Causing her to bleed that's why it's called a strawberry shortcake
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group
I suspected that it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm.
The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.
i was exited to watch fast and furious because of Dom Toretto then i realised family is nothing to me cause im an orphan
my mum said not to walk the streets cause i wont find home the next day i was an orphan
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
I wish I was a police man cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with
why do balls be hairy,cause they stinky
why can't lgbtq+ members be straight cause they are lgbtq they are loser
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT WHAT!
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
Why can't orphans play baseball Cause they can't find home
