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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school? Cause he pierced everyone's liver's with a .357 magnum.
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Yo Mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi it caused a level 8 tsunami.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
Why can't the orphan run past third base: Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion & shooting!
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
