Cartoon jokes
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!