Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!