Cartoon jokes
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
I miss my wife, Tails.
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.