Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What is a name of a show for kids? Barney
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea? A LightBulbasaur.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
