What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
Cartoon Jokes
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
