Cartoon jokes
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Porky
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.