Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
what do crows use when they get a phone? a CAWing card!
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony? They are both jokers.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table it was a ROYAL FLUSH
The KING took a shit on the craps table at the casino
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I'm Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad
