Why can orphans not play bingo
Because they can't get a full house
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
When the card declines on child insurance.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
