Why can orphans not play bingo
Because they can't get a full house
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.