Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔) : Um...a dog...a doll...and a credit card.
Bully(😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
what did the adopted poker player say ? will you raise me
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband. Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol find her reboot card lmfao lolololol
Llama: Hey sheep the sheep lets play cards Sheep: llama fuck off!! Llama: whats ur damn problem Sheep: Nothing im just having a Baahd day okay dick head?
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
Gwen sassy: Hi here my credit card don't get it wet it is to much! Unknown: Okay! Gwen sassy: Man I am late can you move a long! Much! Unknown wispering: Sexy!
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
boy: your dick is so small, oh wait you don't have one
older boy: UNO reverse card
knok knok whos there? boo boo who? Awww dont cry
guy: Are you a vending machine? because your a snack. girl: Your card got declined. guy: Thats ok you got to bang them a few times to get you moneys worth.
Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!! Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
giveaways.com/fortnite-card-9283
If you read this you lost your v card
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off
What card is the slowest and slimy? Ace-nail
I did have a good time today I did
