I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
What’s a Muslims favorite Car? A Citroën C4.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erect*on?” Wife: “ok... what is it?” Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now”.
Whats a terroists favourite car? a porsche 9/11
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
Why did the polack locked himself out of his car? Because his keys were inside of the ignition
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
if hitler was in a car doing his salute he would be saying take the 3rd right
Why does sisters have to be in a relationship because you don’t have to worry about your car
