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Wife

They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.

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Parent

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

Spider-Man

What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!

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Toothpaste

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

Keyboard

A keyboard layout is shown with colorful finger positions indicated below it, followed by a laughing face holding a rainbow colored marker.

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Cap lock

The image shows Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson with a slightly distorted neck and very large muscles. Above him is written: "WHEN YOU FORGET THAT CAPS LOCK IS ON AND YOU PRESS SHIFT TO CAPITALIZE A LETTER."

Elf

A smiling elderly Black man with visible tattoos on his hands and a gold chain wears a blue baseball cap against a solid blue background. On the brim of his cap, a tiny elf-like doll, wearing red pants and a red and white top, is sitting. The man makes finger guns, pointing them at his temples, with a broad grin on his face.

Communist

The image shows a before and after comparison of communists. On the left, 'Communists Before' depicts a man with a beard, and below him is a bulleted list: Broke, Lazy, Antisemitic, Entitled, Narcissist, and Sociopath. On the right, 'Communists Now' features a person with a red cap and a cigarette, with a similar list, adding 'Gay' at the end.

Internet slang

Is this tuff in 2023?

A birthday party setting featuring a black banner strung across a white window, reading "THIS SKIBIDI RIZZLER IS 8 NO CAP". On a white table below the banner, there is a white cake stand holding several cupcakes with blue and green frosting. One cupcake has a black topper that reads "BRUH I'M 8". Two chairs with woven backs are partially visible at the table.

Trump

An illustration shows a man's head (resembling Tim Pool) smiling slightly, wearing a suit jacket, red tie, and a colorful baseball cap. His head is on a furry, animal-like body with human hands crossed over the chest and clawed feet. He holds a large, multi-colored spiral lollipop. Behind him are two large, dark, aggressive animal-like shadows. The shadow on the left is labeled "Trump". The shadow on the right is labeled "Musk".

Childhood

I did all this

A Minion is standing in front of text that reads: When I Was Younger... - I put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost them. - I slept with all my stuffed animals so none got offended. - I restarted the video game when I knew I was going to lose. - I poured soda into the cap and pretended I was taking shots. Can You Relate?

Virus

A screenshot of a tweet warning people not to click a link that supposedly leads to LeBron James nudes, because it's a virus that turns on caps lock.

Pollution

A close-up shot of a clear bottle, likely containing a beverage, with its white plastic cap still attached to the bottle by a small piece of plastic. In the background, a bottle of Tito's Vodka and a glass with a drink and ice are visible. Text overlaid on the image asks about the manufacturing of bottle caps in Europe not fully disconnecting and states it's happening everywhere. A comment beneath the text explains it's to avoid pollution.

John Cena

A picture of John Cena in a red cap and shirt, making a gesture with his left hand.

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GUYS DONT CLICK A LINK THAT SAYS LEBRON JAMES NUDES ITS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK

I give all of you who comment this is gonna get THE N WORD PASS NO 🧢

didnt even realize it was almost at cap

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