Cap lock jokes
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
