Cap lock jokes
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
