When I was scrolling through Instagram, my brother said, "Touch grass," but I was drinking matcha, so I opened the cap, poured it all over my hands, and rubbed it all over him.
Touching Grass
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here smooth-brain: 'touch grass' means go outside because you spend all day online. Matcha is powdered green tea, so this genius used tea as grass and covered their brother in it. Next time try going outside for real, kid.
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