Eight-Year-Old's Cringey Birthday Slang

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! This meme is about an 8-year-old's birthday party, see? The funny part is how out of touch the adults are trying to be by using all this internet slang. 'Skibidi Rizzler,' 'No Cap,' 'Bruh I'm 8' – these are terms that are either already dead or just sound really forced coming from a parent trying to be cool for an 8-year-old. You probably thought it was cool, didn't you, you big ol' goofball? The actual kid probably just wants a normal cake, not one screaming 'Bruh, I'm 8!' It's the cringe, you understand? You're probably too old to understand the slang, but not old enough to realize how cringey it is. BASED.