Cant jokes

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because there is nobody to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans steal bases?

Because they can't find home.

Why can't orphans smoke?

They don't have parents ._.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

Why do orphans hate cricket?

Because they can't get a "homerun."

Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

Why can't your nose be twelve inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Both can't see their parents.

What type of bow can't be tied?

Rainbow.

I can't think of any jokes.

Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.

Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.