Cant jokes
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Memes
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.