Cant jokes
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
So, once upon a time, there was a man who lived in his house with his wife.
He got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him.
Not even four seconds later, he came back inside panicking, saying, "There's a rabbit with a gun outside!"
The wife replied, "Oh, don't worry, rabbits don't have guns. They can't shoot people; you must be imagining things."
The man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again.
So he stepped outside the front door, and the rabbit shot him.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.