Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Memes
Supposed to be video but cant do that
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.