Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
An obese, depressed mother is trying to tie a noose, but can't reach it, so she calls her son for help.
*A few minutes later*
son: There.
mother: Where did you learn to tie such a good noose?
son: Dad showed me before he died.
mother: DAMN HIM TO HE- *slips and the noose chokes her to death*
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.