Cant jokes
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.