Cant jokes

What type of bow can't be tied?

Rainbow.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

I can't think of any jokes.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of toddlers.

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.

Why can't orphans be criminals?

They aren't wanted...

*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*

Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"

ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)

In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.

Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.

Why can't orphans play basketball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.

Deaf people suck lots of dicks.

They can't hear!