Cant jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Memes
UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
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