Cant jokes

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of toddlers.

Why can't orphans be criminals?

They aren't wanted...

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"

ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.

Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.

I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.

Why can't orphans play basketball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.

Deaf people suck lots of dicks.

They can't hear!

A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"

And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."

Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Why can't orphans have sex?

They do not have anyone to call "daddy."