Cant jokes
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."
My friends: "What's your dream job?"
Me: "I'm going to die young :))"
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through his hands.
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.