Cant jokes
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
I sit because I can't stand you.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?